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How Long

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Question:

How long can a man follow the following day-to-day schedule without going crazy?

Diagram, innit

Answer:

Until the man realises that what he initially thought were some nice cold Polish beers in his cellar, were actually super-strength Londis ciders that a foolish mate left at his house the previous weekend. And now the corner shop is closed.

14 comments for:

How Long

  1. I love it man. Put a smile on my face.
    I know how you feel.
    You’ll get there!
    Good luck!

    AliAli's avatar — 08/02/10 at 23:45

  2. you are a genius!

    cheers

    robGreg's avatar — 08/02/10 at 23:59

  3. Lovely use of Museo.

    Nick ScheurichNick Scheurich's avatar — 09/02/10 at 01:07

  4. Super strength Londis cider? Sounds delicious.

    WilWil's avatar — 09/02/10 at 08:02

  5. Pussy…

    0530 Decorating
    0830 Heart Starter (large brandy)
    0930 Work
    1130 Bloody Mary
    1145 Work
    1300 Lunch (gin & tonic, red wine, port)
    1400 Work
    1800 Two cheeky beers
    1900 Dinner (ricard, white & red wine, armagnac)
    2030 Decorating
    2330 Two, high quality Belgian beers with single malt chaser (Speyside, nothing too heavy)
    0015 Decorating (I would suggest only emulsion at this point, detailed gloss work might not work)
    0130 Bed

    SimonskiGreg's avatar — 09/02/10 at 09:07

  6. @Ali thanks man, it’s coming along.

    @Rob I know, but thanks anyway.

    @Simon as if. I know for a fact that Ang probably did most of the work in every house you’ve ever lived. You’re a work-dodging 70s throwback - stay out of my comments! x

    GregoryGregory's avatar — 09/02/10 at 14:36

  7. Indeed. I am always pissed…

    SimonskiGreg's avatar — 09/02/10 at 16:44

  8. you’re awesome man… at least your vinyl was still vinyl though, right?

    KevinGreg's avatar — 10/02/10 at 07:01

  9. is it textpattern?

    KevinGreg's avatar — 10/02/10 at 07:29

  10. Lol. That’s almost not funny…I mean it’s definitely funny, but also devastating!

    LaurenLauren's avatar — 11/02/10 at 05:53

  11. i very much enjoy all your writing kind, very interesting,
    don’t give up and keep penning for the simple reason that it just simply worth to look through it,
    impatient to find out more of your content, stunning day :)

    EdisgusiaEdisgusia's avatar — 11/02/10 at 08:13

  12. no Taddy Porter on hand? what a shame! I always keep a secret backup supply stashed somewhere, i just don’t remember where.

    brian fidlerbrian fidler's avatar — 12/02/10 at 04:25

  13. No man is right without his Piwo. I could go for a Lomza right now.

    Dan B. LeeDan B. Lee's avatar — 16/02/10 at 02:51

  14. Really like the look of this post, great work!

    ximiximi's avatar — 25/02/10 at 10:10